Take This, Take That

Take This, Take That

Labels: Black Hollywood

Today is the day fellas. The day that you realize just how unsexy you are to your lady. Yes, many of you have known this for quite some time, but for those of you of the delusional cut, you will find out in about 5, 4,3,2,1.

Today marks the release of the film Takers, yeah, that movie. The heist movie with the eye candy ensemble cast designed to make brothers feel like they come up just a little bit short. The film stars Idris Elba, Michael Ealy, Chris Brown, and T.I. It doesn't end there; the ladies even seem to have eyes for the White guys, Hayden Christensen and Paul Walker. This is a no-win situation for us.

While we go into the theatre hoping that we see a film with plenty of action that has at least 1/10 the cleverness of Ocean's Eleven, they are going for the foreplay. This is a make or break weekend for you fellas, not like a Tyler Perry film, but you have to decide what you gonna do? I'm not sure you want to let her see this with her girls, but you have to be strong enough to endure her sidebar comments through the most important dialogue of the film as she tells no one in particular how sexy Idris Elba is with his accent.

So, swallow your pride, get $60 from the ATM and hope that Zoe Saldana has a sex scene…see you at the concession stand!