I’m Disappointed in America: The Expendables

Hollywood is on a roll with bad movies! There was that Step Up The Expendables, another movie that should've never been made. A movie about has been mercenaries, starring mostly has been actors is getting the big budget treatment. This mess is getting out of control, where are the creative minds in Hollywood. Sylvester Stallone actually convinced someone to put money behind this film, I need a sit down with those folks, because I have some ideas.

Stallone is 82, back on the 'roids and apparently needs either cash or the spotlight. The film costars Jason Statham, Jet Li, Eric Roberts, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, Terry Crews and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Wait…Randy Couture, Terry Crews and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? I guess Jean-Claude Van Dam, Wesley Snipes and Mel Gibson were a little busy. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger has a cameo, like he doesn't have a state to continue running into the ground. As a matter of fact, why are people tripping off Wyclef, like California didn't elect The Terminator as governor?!? But I digress, if this movie makes more than $5 million, we have hit an all-time low and Tyler Perry might as well round up his band of merry men for Meet the Browns 2!

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