You stay up long enough and some of the craziest thoughts start to run through your head, I have to make sure I'm not on the edge of insanity, so I wanted to share a few things that have been running through my mind:
- Who the hell did Arnold Schwarzeneggar run against to become Governor of California? Gary Coleman?
- Where are the guys that made "Whoomp, There it is!"?
- Do little girls still jump double dutch?
- Whatever happened to Sandra from "The Cosby Show"?
- Can a man be a relationship expert? Seriously?
- Have you realized how bad a movie Penitentiary II is?
- Penitentiary and Penitentiary III for that matter as well?
- Where is Leon Isaac Kennedy?
- When they do sample polls, who the hell are they asking, because I never get asked my opinion?
- Did Pepa ever break her four years of celibacy?
- Also, how did Joumanna Kidd go from the prayer circle with Salt to talking about cutie runs with Pep?
- Do people really understand the quotes they post as their Facebook status?
- Do people really think The Dream is talented?
- Does Iron Man 2 look wack to you?
- Why is "New York Undercover" so wack to you now, but you can watch "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" for an entire weekend and not get bored?
- Have you ever drunk texted the wrong person and they were down for whatever?
- Did I miss the memo; has the USPS stopped delivering on Tuesday?
- Were all of Steven Seagal's movies bad?
- Can I still grow a high-top fade?
- Ever find yourself wanting to slap somebody at work…everyday?
- Will Denzel ever be as good as he was in Training Day?
- When was the last time you listened to Gregory Abbot's "Shake You Down"?
- Is anyone else jealous that White folks can seemingly eat pork without overwhelming fear of long-term health risks?
- Who was the first Nigga to eat chicken & waffles?
- Why does every woman that's had her heart broken once or twice think she can write a book? I'm just saying, it worked for Terry McMillan, but you can barely read…
- Does anyone want to cook me breakfast?
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