No Taxation without Representation

Those idiots on the road this morning weren't late for work or trying to get to the One-Day Sale at Macy's, they were on the way to H&R Block! Today is April 15th, the date that stands out in the mind of law-abiding citizens, because today is the date income tax returns must be postmarked.

With that said, folks are in pure scramble mode, trying to find receipts, unclaimed kids in the hood and thinking of everything under the sun not to owe this government this year. Even I'm lifting my protest to play my $26 game of give and take with Uncle Sam. Any of you women that have claimed to have my lovechild got a spare kid for me to claim?

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