The Ni**a Please Files

  • Nicki Minaj congratulated Trina last week on Twitter on the release of her new wackiness and proceded to shoutout "women that understood empowerment" immediately following. Word!
  • Gucci Mane was released from prison after his 13th probation violation and pledged to be a better man and that he had the substance the rap game has been missing in the six months he was locked up. Dude did sell crack right, maybe he's got it for cheap?
  • for colored women who considered the trap when social security ain't enuf…an 87-year-old woman was arrested for selling crack! She really had it for cheap!
  • Lil' Wayne was caught with an iPod in the joint, a definite no-no, and officials found it in a bag of chips. Smart.
  • Mary J. Blige has been cast to play Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. Rumor has it; Omarion will be playing Marvin Gaye.
  • Barry Bonds wants Tyler Perry to direct his life story…and yall say Eddie Murphy is gay!
  • TI was on "Larry King Live" last night…I guess Ray Parker Jr. was booked!
  • During the interview, TI pled the fifth when asked if he ever shot at anyone.
  • NBC cancelled "Law & Order" after 20 years…"Bonanza" lives.
  • Real text: I just read your post about women with kids and this will be my last text to you. Guess she didn't realize my last text to her was month's ago, somebody done told her wrong!

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