We've had a pretty good stretch of nice weather, so I figured it was time to get some of the rules out, so people knew how to deal with what is commonly known as "Spring Fever". For those of you who don't know, "Spring Fever" is a condition caused by the break in weather. You know, when it gets nice and people start to act a little crazier than normal. Here we go…
- Just because the weather has changed, a few warm days here and there, that doesn't mean for you to start taking half-days at work. PSE&G still must be paid!
- Fellas, A-Shirts or "Wife beaters" are not outerwear…unless you have some rocks in your sock or you're walking a pit bull! They are not a good look for running to Walmart.
- Ladies, Fellas and those who aren't sure just what the hell you are, if you plan on showing your feet, keep your toes done!
- And for Pete's sake, keep your feet moisturized!
- For real, you're like 30, 35 stop going to Miami for Memorial Day Weekend! Let the 22 year-olds have that. You have a 401K you don't need to be anywhere that four, five hundred people get locked up every year! That is your retirement fund, not bail money, get to The Bahamas or something!
- Same thing goes for Black Bike Week! Motorcycles haven't changed in years, ain't nothing new happening!
- If you still live in the Hood, near the Hood or go to the Hood for a fish samich, stay low, Dey Shootin'! 50 Cent told you that being hot outside was a good enough reason to shoot a nigga!
- Keep an eye out for your six-week notice! That's when your man or lady starts acting a fool because they want to be free for the summer!
- Ladies, please, please, please keep your underarms shaved!
- Cooking out on your porch on Tuesday is never a good look!
- Check out the Tribeca Film Festival, it kicks off this week!
- If you're getting married, "No One" by Alicia Keys is not a good look for your wedding song!
These are just a few guidelines for the Spring, Summer is a whole different set of rules!
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