Law & Order

When I woke up this morning, I had a revelation, I'm changing careers! I figured I wanted to do something that could be a bit challenging, but also had low accountability, I'm going to be a weatherman! All of the forecasters were wrong as two left shoes in DSW, I didn't see a bit of snow, no snow residue, no ice, I didn't even have to use the defrost this morning! Just when I thought 2007 was full of dumb criminals, '08 is making an early push to succeed last year, because there have been some real dummies making headlines lately.

So much for not talking about OJ this year...I declare that he is the world's stupidest criminal. Who calls the bail bondsman to have him discuss testimony with a co-defendant? Especially when you've been told not to have any contact with anyone else involved in the case? All the while, taking in the holiday in the carribean, another bail violation. When is he going to realize that he has one of the more reconizable faces in the world and he's The Juice, not Orenthal!?!

Did you read or hear about the guys that escaped from Union County Jail before Christmas and were both caught last week after about three weeks on the lam? Well, the spanish guy never made it more than a few blocks from the jail and the brother made it all the way to Mexico before deciding that he wanted to turn himself in. Isn't that a bit ironic, they make a great escape straight out of a movie script and one dude is shacking up in a basement in Elizabeth with his lady, while the other is in a land where he's probably a foot taller than most of the people around. To top it off, he had a friend call a minister who called Al Sharpton who was headed to Mexico when the fugitive task force stepped in. What is Al Sharpton doing, shouldn't he be out stumping for Hilary or Barack or Huckabee?

In the sad but true area, the missing pregnant marine was found along with a fetus in a shallow grave in the backyard of the prime suspect! It's a very crazy world, but if you're going to kill a woman that has charged you with rape, why bury her in the your backyard next to the barbeque pit?

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