In Anticipation for Precipitation

Hot town, summer in the City, back of my neck getting dirty and gritty... We've strung together a few scorchers in a row and there seems to be no end in sight! I'm not a fan of the heat at all, so I've been laying low, keeping close to the AC and drinking plenty of fluids. Those of you who've decided to brave the heat, make sure that you scrub the back of your neck at the end of the day! Can't run around looking like Forest Whitaker! Don't act like I was the only one who had to scrub their neck on hot summer days!

Shouldn't someone be showing soon at Ed McMahon's house with a big check? I'm saying, how is the Publishing Clearinghouse man in danger of losing his crib to foreclosure? Ed & his wife told Larry King that they didn't spent too extravagantly, his previous divorces and medical problems have left them with not as much money as people think. Hmmm, sounds like a nigga problem to me.

Everybody is always on Mike Tyson, but Evander Holyfield ain't too far behind, his crib is in danger of foreclosure as well. Now, I don't know what's worse, have a 100+ room mansion or having 10 kids? Either way, he's behind on payments for both! Holyfield says he's not broke, just not liquid. He needs to liquefy some of those assets and pay for those babies. The house on the other hand, he can always break it down and make it a multi-family unit or the projects, ain't nobody gonna buy that spot!

See, niggas think the sun gonna shine forever! Pack your umbrellas, strip club ain't the only place it rains!

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