I'm
tired of these so-called Negro experts, R&B singers gone pop, non-rapping
MC's, the IRS, Reality TV exploiting Black women, lockouts, rich Niggas whining
like they’re battling shut off notices from the electric company (wait, they
might be), the debt ceiling and Republicans treating President Obama like he’s
a Nigga! Yeah, that’s how I’m feeling today and expressing it. I’ve been tap
dancing around people’s feelings lately, but today I’m going to Cupid Shuffle
all over them bad boys…and walk it by myself!
I
like to believe that within the confines of a site that I provide the content
for, I can say whatever the hell I like, it’s easy not to travel here and read
what I have to say. I don’t get many comments on the site for one reason or
another, but I get a fair amount of e-mail responses and I try to read through
them all. I especially enjoy those that tell me what words I shouldn’t use,
what topics I shouldn’t broach or that Oprah is God. I hide my feelings about
nothing, not here, not at all! When I’m writing for The World According to
Teef, I don’t ever want to feel like I’m in the wrong place to be real.
So,
if I decide to talk about fast-ass young girls rocking the same sewed in weave
in different colors being a form of new millennium slavery, don’t be upset if
your daughter is one of them. Or, if I poke fun at those light-skinned sisters
that think they have Indian in their family, they probably had it coming. Same
goes for XXL chicks wearing medium shirts and hoodrats with slum jewelry asking
how many carats my lady’s ring is. She didn’t need the biggest rock around, but
it’s of quality, unlike that tacky thing corroding your finger.
For
the record, Amy Winehouse’s death didn’t move me whatsoever…
Fellas,
it’s time we grow up, seriously. If you’re on the other side of 30 and still
trying to be a rapper…don’t quit get a job! I remember back in ’94 when
you thought you were spittin’ hot fire…aren’t those same lines? These are the
same dudes that play video games day and night, living in their auntie’s
basement and mooching off some chick with low self-esteem. I’m not sure when we lost our way, but as
men, we should want much more than Madden supremacy.
There
I go judging again…
Well
ok, tell me why graduation at the pre-school and kindergarten level is so
overvalued? Are you really happy that your kid has learned the alphabet and
doesn’t pee on itself every other day? Check with me in 12 years if they’ve
proven proficient enough to graduate high school and head to college. By then,
many of you will have already thrown larger baby showers than graduation parties,
because education is that devalued. I see people congratulating community
college failures and their recent alternative high school graduate baby father
on their baby, when the two of them can’t scrape up enough money to get four
wings fried hard.
I
guess that’s what Social Services are for…
Instead
of posting my engagement, I should’ve announced I was having a baby and created
an app that would give me money for every well wish, I’d be driving that BMW I
have my eye on. Marriage rides on the back of the bus with education. You ever
notice that what we don’t work to succeed at becomes deprioritized? Marriage,
school, health, community involvement, parenting. Parenting? Yeah, we’re
failing at parenting, but still having babies by the bus load.
Fucking
has nothing to do with parenting…
I’m
tired of illiterate people writing books and selling them to people that can’t
read the writing on the wall, those damn Jennifer Hudson commercials, Chris
Christie’s fat ass, gas prices fluctuating like Oprah’s weight, Drake and his
Jew ‘fro singing last year’s songs, driving 55mph in Pennsylvania, people
saying Jay-Z is in the Illuminati and can’t spell it, Black comedy being
relegated to cuss words and talking loud and White folks treating Tracy Morgan
like he owes them something!
Folks
treat Barack Obama, Oprah, Tyler Perry and Eddie Long like they’re Jesus
Christ. If they talked about Jesus, they can talk about them niggas too! At
some point, we have to stop placing so much importance on those that entertain
us and start valuing those that love us much more, I hear too many of yall
quoting “Strawberry Letters’ like they are the Gospel of Luke. It just adds to
my theory that people can’t think for themselves anymore and need to be led.
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If I
see one more “Free So & So” Facebook status, I’m going to comment “You know
damn well he or she is a criminal, why should they be free?” Some of us wear
stupidity like a winter coat and make statements like “I don’t vote,” like that’s
what’s up? I can’t understand how someone can opt out of an act that can
literally alter everyday life. I wonder if State workers in Jersey wish they
had gone out and voted for Corzine now?
I’m
tired of Niggas turning to guns because they’re too much of a punk to throw
hands and too much of a bitch to be a man. I know you’re tired of reading, but
I had some shit to get off of my chest. I’m tired of keeping up with the
Kardashians and the Joneses, Donald Trump, American Idols, Snookie, Wives who’ve
never been married and people that can’t define friendship. I’m tired of
keeping it real to an extent, bullshit, seeing people
overwhelmed and under loved, line dancing, the status quo and backwards
thinking. I’m tired of Lady Gaga.
I
just gave you 1,000 words, do you get the picture?
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