Stream of Consciousness...Well Ignorance!

• Is it cool to go out with your girls and three of yall are rocking the same weave/wig?


• Fellas, if you’re 30 and still rapping for free...you’re not a rapper!

• Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring!

• If you have 30 self-portraits in the bathroom mirror on your Facebook page, I know there are naked pictures of you floating around.

• Jennifer Beals is more racially ambiguous that Michael Jackson! She’s been a Mulatto a few times, straight up White at others, Creole in Devil in a Blue Dress, but I don’t recall her ever just being Black.

• If you found out your favorite celebrity was functionally illiterate, how would you feel?

• Scratch that, folks are going to buy Tyrese’s book anyway!

• Oprah appeared in one of my dreams...I’m laying off the Vicodin!

• By show of hands, who’s going to see Madea’s Big Happy Family?

• Please remove the word “mines” from your vocabulary.

• Remember how hyped you were for a Mike Tyson fight...and it only last like two minutes, but you didn’t care?

• Well, if you’re saying “mines”, your vocabulary is probably limited, so nevermind.

• Continue on is redundant...

• Umm babygirl, you’re damn near 40, what’s up with your new nickname? I am not calling you Licorice or whatever silliness you come up with for yourself.

• Black men need hair on their face.

• Why is “American Idol” still on?

• Fellas, stop lying to your baby mothers, just tell her you’re not gonna marry her.

• Baby mothers, stop lying to yourselves, he’s already told you he’s not gonna marry you. He introduces you as his baby mother for crying out loud!

• Yes, that includes Barack Obama...I still don’t trust that nigga!

• Is NeNe Leakes really a man? Her hands are bigger than LeBron James’!

• Speaking of man looking women, am I wrong for hoping Wendy Williams falls on “Dancing with the Stars” before she gets voted off Tuesday night?

• How did Lovita Alizè Jenkins-Robinson get a book deal?

• Did you really expect “The Game” to be good?

• Is Charlie Sheen still winning?

• It really ain’t cool being the old nigga in the club...

• Was there ever any doubt that Bobbi Kristina was gonna be messed up?

• After all, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are still her parents.

• And yes, Bobby Brown was the King of R&B!

• Every time someone says “no disrespect”, they say something disrespectful.

• When are you moving out of your mother’s house?

• We need to bring the term “Word is bond” back!

• Shoutout to the dark liquor drinkers...you’re always one shot away from having a fight!

• Magic Johnson is on TV selling everything but those HIV meds he’s been taking for the last 20 years.

• Can you explain to me what’s going on in Libya?

• No? How about Bahrain?

• You may need to change the channel on your TV.

• Do you know where your children are right now?

• I know our states are fighting some extreme financial difficulties, but can someone please find money in the budget to fix these damn potholes!

• Have you subscribed to The World According to Teef?

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