The Minority Report

The Minority Report

The 2010 Census is all the rage these days, as advertisements will tell you, it's the most important ten minutes you'll spend this year. It's widely believed that accurate reporting will bring equity in schools, community development, business zoning and various other areas. But you know niggas, folks gonna get the forms and think that by completing it, it's gonna adversely effect their tax return or have people all up in their business. So the questions remains, will we ever get an accurate sketch of America?

Essentially, what's being asked for is the minority report. I have a minority report of my own. It's the things that I could care less about that becomes big news, so I'm in the minority when it comes to my feelings on the subject.

You know, like Shani Davis, Shaun White and Lindsy Vonn winning gold medals at the Winter Olympics. How about the fact that American Idol Season 356 is down to 24 finalists or "Why Did I Get Married Too" is coming soon. I bet you care about that last one, probably went on Fandango and ordered tickets before you finished reading the sentence.

There's something that took over the news last night, that hasn't happened yet that I couldn't give a damn about! Tiger Woods is making a statement tomorrow for the first time since his ordeal began around Thanksgiving. He's going to read a printed statement, apologizing for his actions and detailing his plans for the future in front of a small audience of the media.

His apology should've been made already, to his wife. Tiger could've just sent a text, saying he was playing in a tournament in March and kept it moving son! Dude, a press conference in which you don't answer questions is not a press conference, it's an editorial. Man up and face the questions or sit your punk ass down!