And the Winner is???

And the Winner is???

Growing up, I really used to look forward to the Grammy Awards. I really don't know why, but it was always an award show that I really enjoyed watching, possibly because I believed that receiving a Grammy or performing on the show symbolized excellence.

Over the years, that anticipation has dwindled to barely knowing that the show was coming on last night. I guess you can blame that on my disdain for pop music, which is all the show is about these days. However, I did manage to catch quite a bit in between my channel surfing and here's what I saw...

• I don’t really understand the hype around Lady Gaga, don’t care to either.
• The Dream was angry that his album wasn’t nominated, this ain’t the BET Awards, then his acceptance speech for “Single Ladies” get cut, can’t win for losing kid…
• Elton John is the true meaning of a legend, I’m not sure if he’s a recorded a new song in the last 30 years, but he always seems to be around…
• It’s time for Jennifer Lopez to fade into bolivian
• Taylor Swift wins…where’s Kanye West when you need him?
• Did Beyonce run out of songs to perform? “If I Was a Boy” was so 2008, her performance was so 2000 and late!
• There are women that find Seal handsome?
• The moral majority aka Pink is half butt-naked again, but haven’t we seen this performance before?
• Who are the Black Eyed Peas’ fans? They are so wack! Someone give me proof that they purchased a CD.
• I really hate watching Jamie Foxx perform, he is the definition of extra ---especially with that picaninny T-Pain on stage with him!
• George Clinton has been high since 1977!
• Doug E. Fresh has made it to the Grammys, he must’ve really needed a check to get up here and beat-box like we can hear him?
• Lionel Richie has finally grown into his head.
• Didn’t know I needed 3-D glasses to watch something at home, knew I should’ve stolen those Avatar joints!
• Jennifer Hudson lost the baby fat and that little man she had in her belly…must be nice!
• Smokey Robinson is the youngest 70-year-old I’ve ever seen.
• Ain’t a bit of Joe Jackson’s blood running through those little white kids!
• LL Cool J looks like a wax figure.
• Maxwell has Robin Thicke disease, gonna blame that voice on a cold I bet, what happened Playboy?
• Roberta Flack looks like she is propped up by a stick, Donna Summer was too busy?
• This show is still on? I can’t take anymore, where’s the remote, I know House is on.