When the Wind Blows...


I’ve had so much going on this week that I really didn’t have time to pay attention to what was going on with Hurricane Irene. Sure, I knew she was kicking up dude in the middle of the Atlantic and had the Bahamas in her sight. Shoot, I even heard that North Carolina was in the path and that the entire East Coast would feel effects of her wrath. Yeah, that’s what happens when hurricanes sweep up the Atlantic, we get storms.
I heard folks on the streets of New York talking about it like it was going to be the storm of the century and saw events being cancelled in advance of the storm’s arrival. It was all routine to me until I saw they were closing the casinos in Atlantic City and telling the good people in Cape May to get the F out! In the back of my mind I heard Kevin Hart say, “This sh*t just got real!” and I sprang into action. Me and the Woman watched the latest reports, cancelled all weekend plans and started to assemble our emergency supply list.
Yup, I became a victim of “Hurricane Hysteria” and showered quickly to hit the streets to pick up the essentials needed for such dire circumstances: Doritos, popcorn, water ice, lunchmeat, and Moscato. Yeah, that’s what we needed. We have a freezer filled with food, water is stocked up and the flashlights keep a fresh set of batteries, so we’re always prepared for when anything goes down. I just wasn’t prepared for it to go down this weekend; I still had much on my calendar to cram into the final three days of my summer, but Mother Nature had other plans for that. Instead, I’ll be curled up on the couch, watching movies, HGTV and napping with the woman I love, that works too…

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