Let's start in the home of the most famous Scientologist, Tom Cruise. Tom & his Lil' Mama Katie Holmes had they first child last week, a daughter that they named Suri. The fact that he upgraded his chick for a younger model is cool with me (see Brad & Angelina), but he revealed who his little girl's "uncles" would be recently. Now, I'm assuming for white folk, this is similar to what we call Godfathers. He told reporters that Jamie Foxx and Kanye West are the "uncles" to his baby girl.
Now, this is a bit strange to me because Tom Cruise is the epitome of whiteness to me and he's asking two pillars of Niggerdom to watch over his daughter. Strange, I guess when Tom works with someone he really forms a bond with them and that's not a bad thing. I'm saying, he & Jamie got close while working on "Collateral" together and I guess he got cool with Kanye...when the hell did he get cool with Kanye? Now, if he just marries Katie Holmes, he'll have a very unique family.
Now, on to my favorite Caucasian couple, Brad & Angelina. Angelin
a was rated as People Magazine's most beautiful person in their annual 50 Most Beautiful People issue, but that's not what I'm talking about. Her & Brad are holded up in Nambia preparing for the birth of their first child. For those of you who don't know, Nambia is a country that neighbors South Africa. Now, the fact that they had to flee to Africa for privacy is enough, but the fact that they're spearheading an intitiative to bring educational equality to so-called third world nations is something else. The group is trying to get the United States to pledge $1 billion to the project, which would allow for 10 million students to pursue their basic education. That's great work! Does it bother anyone else that Angelina is holding hands with African kids and Whitney Houston is buying crack in the ATL trap? We already know of the untold millions that Bill Gates commits to education, how about Bill Cosby getting off his soap box and do something instead of running his old ass mouth!
Let's come back to Earth now, this whole Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards divorce thing is getting ugly! She comes out last week and says he watches kiddie porn and now in filing from their divorce hearings, transcripts of voicemails left by Charlie were published. He routinely cusses her out, calling her everything including that magical "C word", but then he drops what has to be the dumbest of all, calling her a Nigger! Now, did I miss something and I know Denise Richards has some nice lips and all, but is she black? Read for yourselfNow, it's being reported that Steve Nash has won his 2nd NBA MVP and I'm outra
ged! Last year, he edged out Shaquille O'Neal and it appears as if this year he's beaten the likes of Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Chauncey Billups and Dirk Nowitski. Nash did in fact have a great season, statistically better than last year and with some major changes from last year's team, but they can't keep giving this little funky looking white boy the MVP when Jason Kidd took a league doormat (Nets) to the NBA Finals in back to back seasons and this didn't win the MVP for his troubles. Kobe & the Lakers showed what they thought of the reports by going out and handing Nash's Suns a loss in game two of their playoff serious last night. Kobe also stood chin to forehead with Nash after objecting to Nash getting a little funky with a teammate. He also slammed an exclamation point on the evening late in the game.
White Boy's as MVP's, rich actors living in Africa, a white woman called a Nigger and two brothers as uncles to a white girl. I don't know what the world is coming to, but I don't want no parts of it!
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