Let's start this right, can we please have a moment of silence for Proof of D-12. Here's a perfect example of when keeping it real goes wrong! This dude has escaped the hood, toured the world with Eminem, sold millions of records as a member of D-12 and I am sure has made quite a bit of money in the process. Yet, he is in a hole in the wall club in Detroit at 4am, what kind of foolishness is that? My resume is not nearly as impressive as his and you can't catch me anyway after 12!Details emerged that Proof actually pistol whipped and then shot someone first, only to have a bouncer (who just happened to be the dude he just blasted cousin) shoot him 4 times, included twice in the head. Damn shame! I feel sorry for Eminem in all of this, as if he didn't have enough on his plate, his addiction to pain killers, another failed marriage and now his best boy is murdered; keep all sharp objects and pills away from Marshall.
Now, on to the Duke Lacrosse rape case, DNA evidence came back and not one of the 46 players tested left a hair, blood sample or a little man in or on the girl. I'm not saying that she's lying, but it ain't looking good for her. What took the DNA tests so long, they should've sent them to Medical Examiner Warner for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, she would've had them back after a commercial break! There's been outrage in Durham where Duke is located, it's divided a campus and a community, I hope this girl is not lying, well at least Jesse Jackson is paying her tuition.
Hmmm, what else? My sleeping is all jacked up again and I'm having strange dreams, no more eating before I go to sleep, I've been waking up and reflecting over my dreams thinking I'm really crazy! This is going beyond the dream where you're in class naked too.
Well it seems as if Janet Jackson is making a push to get back into my Top-5, turns out that she's shed those pounds and is back to looking pretty damn good. One thing though, who cares? I don't think I've paid attention to Janet's music since that dude with the worms on his head was leaving the door open for her in the "Anytime, Anyplace" video. It looks like she's prime for a Mariah-like comeback, I mean, Jermaine Dupri was behind many of the hits off of "The Emancipation of Mimi", but there's one catch, Janet can't sing! As far as the weight gain, some have said it was for a movie, but I'm thinking Janet had a baby, you know how she can get secretive.
While we're talking about crazy Jacksons, Michael has struck a deal with Sony Records that helps ease his debt woes. See, while you or I will be calling 1-800-Debt Free, he has a 50% stake in Sony/ATV Music catalogue that houses music by The Beatles, Bob Dylan and Destiny's Child among other that just happens to be worth $1 billion. Through his new deal, he'll probably have to sale half of his interest, which he paid $47.5 million for over 20 years ago. Just when I thought Mike had black folk problems, he's a walking Amber alert and he was about to go into bankruptcy, he proved that he's not like the rest of us Negroes, he own's Paul, John, Ringo and the other guy. Plus, he's living in Behran, where the hell is Behran?
Back to the Proof murder for a second, of course, it went down as another Hip-Hop killing, but truth is, he was just another nigga that got shot! He wasn't killed because he was Proof the rapper, he got blasted because he was DeShaun from the D!
Talk about having your 15 minutes of fame extended? Flavor Flav is having a second lifetime in the world of Reality TV. "Flavor of Love" was renewed for a second season, VH1 is milking the cow for sure. Seems as if his relationship with Hoopz didn't work out and he wants to find another chick to make it happen with. A bit of advice Flav, might want to just find a woman at the grocery store, this whole Reality TV relationship thing isn't working for you. But seriously yall, did you think this nigga,
really had a shot with her? 
Chuck D. needs to start his own show on BET looking for a revolutionary chick!
Now, your girl Karrine Steffans aka Superhead was on Oprah last week, looking a straight mess 
for one and then put on a performance that rivals Halle Berry's in "Monster's Ball", she was frontin' & stuntin' for Oprah, no mention was made of the book or her infamous nickname and then she told a story of how a CEO that she never met showed up in her trailer asking for head and she didn't do it. I think back to all of the jumpoffs in the books and I had to say, Bitch Please! The show's topic was "Stupid Girls" and based around Pink's new song about girls who aspire to be like Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and others or girls demean themselves for guys or appearances. Good thought to have Pink on to try to talk some sense into people, but Oprah's folks did a horrible job getting Superhead to lie to the folks.
Someone at Timken Senior High School in Canton, Ohio needs to start doing some SexEd for real! 64 of the 500 female students popped up pregnant during the 2004-2005 school year. I'm far from a conspiracy theorist, but that sounds like some cult shit is going down to me. Either that or, someone from the Trojan Condom Co. needs to restock the shelves in drug stores all over the town!
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