Memoirs of an Insomniac - Pt. 1


As many of you know, I've been having the damnest time sleeping lately for seemingly no reason at all, I go to sleep about 12, I'm up again @ 2. I fall back to sleep at 2:30, up for good around 5, it's driving a nigga crazy! The time in the middle of the night allows you to find some of the wierdest and wildest things.

First, BET Uncut, that is the premium of Niggerdom! Aside from an occasional appearance by Nelly, Ludacris or even Luke, these are videos by MC Such & Such featuring Mr. So & So with a bunch of random half naked or even butt naked chicks. These are the worse songs ever recorded by rappers who will never have videos played earlier. I saw a video last night by some nigga called "Who's Is This?" Straight soft porn, I heard nothing that mush mouthed dude said, but I recognized the video chick from various sites around the net.


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Funny stuff though, stay tuned for Teef's debut as a rapper made especially for BET Uncut.

Next, some nights I can't just lay in bed, so I travel to the PC and just start surfing, that's how this whole Blog idea came about, but I came across one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in my life.
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This brother absolutely butchers some of our favorite songs included, "Tender Love" by the Force M.D.'s, "Fire & Desire" by Rick James and "Adore" by Prince.

Back to the soft porn, The Movie Channel, Cinemax & Showtime kill me with the movies they show late at night. I saw a joint named "Lord of the G-String" while I flipped through the channels last night. I couldn't help myself, I had to see what that was about. The most poorly acted film since "Phat Beach" but I wasn't watching for the craft, I was waiting for the scenes in which the only black girl got busy! Right now, there are movies on named "Spiderbabe", "Sexual Magic", "Sexy Movie" and a bunch of other trash. It's all over Digital Cable right now, not saying I'm not enjoying, just trash though ;)

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