Rule #2: If you've spent the entire year getting high, drunk, with no drawls on, do not try to open the MTV Awards! Britney Spears was horrible last night! All eyes were on her last night and she fumbled. Lip-syncing, stiff, had her jelly shaking, the song was trash. I was hoping that she passed out, she looked like she had a few different drugs in her system.
Rule #3: Don't ever say that Justin Timberlake can dance! Those Darren Henson steps he does has nothing on Chris Brown! That boy has a lot of teeth in his head, but he is a dancing machine! You could almost see Justin counting while trying to boogie. What's the big deal with him anyway, I like his songs, but he can't sing, that squealing he does...
Rule #4: If you're on probation, leaving the State without permission, beating up stylist and neighbors with electronic devices may not be good ideas. Because then you end up in jail for a year while you're pregnant, (hold your head Foxy!).
Rule #5: If you've been married to an ex-playmate with silicone bags bigger than my head who once dated Scott Baio, don't show up to the same place. What's up with Kid Rock snuffing Tommy Lee? Pamela must have the Ill Na Na (I got something on your books Foxy!).
Rule #6: You should never test my two-step game in the club! I still have a little bit left in the tank, I may just bust out a Cupid Shuffle, Soulja Boy or if I'm feeling really good, the Roger Rabbit!
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